| dear laziness, when I first
discovered you when I was 12 I didn't think you'd stick around for so
long. dear ktru, the music you play is either delicious or outstandingly eccentric or both. dear cockroaches, I haven't seen any of you for over a year, so I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and ignore that I might have seen one of you sunday night. ick! dear frank ohara, I love you I love you I love you! dear overachievers, can't you learn anything from the europeans? I like the phrase "la dolce vita." dear media, at first I forgot why I gave up on you several years ago, but now once again I am tired of you being biased and commercialized. dear john, will you really marry me just so that I can get the family silver? or were you joking? I really like that silver. dear commuters, please don't make me pass you on the right anymore. didn't you learn anything in driver's ed? dear ma bell, don't even think about it this time. dear mommy and daddy, I love you very much but please remember that when I died my hair manicpanic red you secretly thought it was kind of neat. dear last two weeks of work, go by quickly. but sheila said I probably still have one more thing to learn from you, and I think she's probably right. so don't skip over that. dear life, what fun we are having.
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